diff --git a/hosts/hopper/home.nix b/hosts/hopper/home.nix
index 8333d6b..e9e4539 100644
--- a/hosts/hopper/home.nix
+++ b/hosts/hopper/home.nix
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
   homeProfiles,
   lib,
   pkgs,
-  inputs,
   ...
 }: {
   imports = with homeProfiles; [
@@ -31,7 +30,6 @@
     qpwgraph
 
     moonlight-qt
-    inputs.sobercookie.packages.${pkgs.system}.default
   ];
 
   home = {
diff --git a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/caddy.nix b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/caddy.nix
index d549397..f58fc12 100644
--- a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/caddy.nix
+++ b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/caddy.nix
@@ -59,7 +59,6 @@ in {
       dash = mkPrivateEntry "dash" "${bridge}:${toString config.services.homepage-dashboard.listenPort}";
       absPriv = mkPrivateEntry "abs" "${bridge}:${toString config.services.audiobookshelf.port}";
       glances = mkPrivateEntry "glances" "${bridge}:${toString config.services.glances.port}";
-      alertmanager = mkPrivateEntry "alerts" "${bridge}:${toString config.services.prometheus.alertmanager.port}";
 
       base = {
         hostName = "${domain}:80";
diff --git a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/homepage.nix b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/homepage.nix
index e6201b7..43085ac 100644
--- a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/homepage.nix
+++ b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/homepage.nix
@@ -67,12 +67,6 @@ in {
               };
             };
           }
-          {
-            "alertmanager" = {
-              href = "https://alerts.hopper.priv.${domain}";
-              icon = "prometheus";
-            };
-          }
           {
             "glances" = {
               href = "https://glances.hopper.priv.${domain}";
diff --git a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/prometheus.nix b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/prometheus.nix
index 315548a..fdff915 100644
--- a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/prometheus.nix
+++ b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/prometheus.nix
@@ -3,65 +3,10 @@
   config,
   ...
 }: {
-  users.users."alertmanager" = {
-    group = "alertmanager";
-    isSystemUser = true;
-  };
-  users.groups."alertmanager" = {};
-
-  systemd.services.alertmanager.serviceConfig.User = "alertmanager";
-  systemd.services.alertmanager.serviceConfig.Group = "alertmanager";
-  systemd.services.alertmanager.serviceConfig.DynamicUser = lib.mkForce "false";
-
   services.prometheus = {
     enable = true;
     port = 9001;
     extraFlags = ["--storage.tsdb.retention.time=30d"];
-    alertmanager = {
-      enable = true;
-      configuration = {
-        route = {
-          group_by = ["alertname"];
-          receiver = "discord";
-        };
-        receivers = lib.singleton {
-          name = "discord";
-          discord_configs = lib.singleton {
-            webhook_url_file = config.sops.secrets.discord-webhook.path;
-          };
-        };
-      };
-    };
-    alertmanagers = lib.singleton {
-      scheme = "http";
-      static_configs = lib.singleton {
-        targets = ["localhost:${toString config.services.prometheus.alertmanager.port}"];
-      };
-    };
-    rules = let
-      megabyte = builtins.mul (1024 * 1024);
-    in [
-      ''
-        groups:
-          - name: disk
-            rules:
-            - alert: DiskSpaceLow
-              expr: |
-                node_filesystem_avail_bytes{fstype!~"(tmpfs|ramfs|fuse.*)"} / node_filesystem_size_bytes < 0.05
-                OR
-                node_filesystem_avail_bytes{fstype!~"(tmpfs|ramfs|fuse.*)"} < ${toString (megabyte 100)}
-              for: 5m
-              annotations:
-                summary: "low disk space on {{ $labels.alias }} (mountpoint: {{ $labels.mountpoint }})"
-          - name: systemd
-            rules:
-            - alert: FailedUnits
-              expr: node_systemd_unit_state{state="failed"} == 1
-              for: 5m
-              annotations:
-                summary: "service {{ $labels.name }} failed on {{ $labels.alias }}"
-      ''
-    ];
     scrapeConfigs = [
       {
         job_name = "node";
@@ -113,13 +58,14 @@
         };
       }
     ];
-    exporters = {
-      node = {
-        enable = true;
-        enabledCollectors = ["systemd"];
-      };
-      systemd.enable = true;
+  };
+
+  services.prometheus.exporters = {
+    node = {
+      enable = true;
+      enabledCollectors = ["systemd"];
     };
+    systemd.enable = true;
   };
 
   environment.persistence."/persist".directories = ["/var/lib/prometheus2"];
diff --git a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/vpn-namespace.nix b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/vpn-namespace.nix
index 84375fe..6b8b5e0 100644
--- a/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/vpn-namespace.nix
+++ b/hosts/hopper/profiles/lab/vpn-namespace.nix
@@ -6,7 +6,6 @@
   networking.firewall = let
     allowTcpFromVPNToDefaultPorts = [
       config.services.prometheus.port
-      config.services.prometheus.alertmanager.port
       config.services.vaultwarden.config.ROCKET_PORT
       config.services.homepage-dashboard.listenPort
       config.services.audiobookshelf.port
diff --git a/secrets/hopper/default.nix b/secrets/hopper/default.nix
index efa968d..4b89556 100644
--- a/secrets/hopper/default.nix
+++ b/secrets/hopper/default.nix
@@ -5,13 +5,6 @@
       format = "binary";
       sopsFile = ./wireguard;
     };
-    discord-webhook = {
-      format = "binary";
-      owner = "alertmanager";
-      group = "alertmanager";
-      sopsFile = ./discord-webhook;
-      restartUnits = ["alertmanager.service"];
-    };
     slskd = {
       format = "binary";
       sopsFile = ./slskd;
diff --git a/secrets/hopper/discord-webhook b/secrets/hopper/discord-webhook
deleted file mode 100644
index 32fb90b..0000000
--- a/secrets/hopper/discord-webhook
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,19 +0,0 @@
-{
-	"data": "ENC[AES256_GCM,data:rnxEDYYXsMi4uI426ffiGuyrcONgJ2lpolu5mzKOlu7/FrT7BbKYoJIJ2T2/SuPY1W2PtMFWl+lCZrh5fyZ8Z0mK4+5Gi6DFzZYOFWe1PJAYTqaYcRlmWSFA2ga5JbwXX0UP4iY/wd0PaB3r+XA88Cp2OMchlSHgTqA=,iv:2a0iqOHwoXZSftM7hd9TgL/nU5J0cGvaH62zkS4Iqt8=,tag:MNgm76nPh5GkS7SHD4B/Cw==,type:str]",
-	"sops": {
-		"age": [
-			{
-				"recipient": "age17pdqkpfh6kc6wm7gxzdnwf6vphlwddv9yfpdu3j76e24y3amd9tq3avfc8",
-				"enc": "-----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----\nYWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBUWDhxZFRKaFV3Qm10eEhV\nbzFYbDB2cHJxb2NUVCtnK1VYcUt5V1NXV0JrCnN3dy9qVVVsRmtoc2lyWW1GZFh4\nNXFjbzkxS2lRNkNtQnE1eHg3TUJYL3cKLS0tIEpWUzJYbWNnbjlabkhIanNjdjU2\nRHVaa3QyL2Y1eW1kUjVZTlFjOEZ4bm8KUECVAFF6th9EQRnCrVTHmIj6QAsQbpTO\nND0XUrqnrnPot8GARyTGxBkQJUymbra67TBtMwnmX0LYpg+FHvvL9A==\n-----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----\n"
-			},
-			{
-				"recipient": "age1e9nhfwfcg9krc03re4fwh0wu0cwf6jq4js5vfn26hcdqc2apgdes98fea7",
-				"enc": "-----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----\nYWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBIY1lCRERGbU9qOFBteGM1\nVDh0RUlvMWNLZ0Y0UHFDTFRtbXRzajdUMW5JClNFNmVRT1c0amtxRzV5am9nakgv\nVi84eEFXZEJlaURpQWZDQnV3OFRVOTQKLS0tIEdacVRDT09XYVY5VWlJN3RORFpu\nMTlKK0lIYmkwdlMwMFp5bENvUnNVcUkKJmWZ/eVlc7xZrE1bZBCV7AR/wTx9vOVv\n1ThEEFLFMtBJxE4bXMoYtY5SGWFC9AihS+ES1IvhFv8ZbRwvffe18g==\n-----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----\n"
-			}
-		],
-		"lastmodified": "2025-06-20T13:30:10Z",
-		"mac": "ENC[AES256_GCM,data:YWvh/lXSRz91J0NF1COLAzFz9NVo09tul9MAqEY9uLp3/E1SJ2ekgYBJruoaR2nPj6rYVj+UD1+l7Ak6jQWcunLw7YhEXzklrGHAGmCm8WIaen9rL196TKXs7ADtzohovlBW12dLTFZK7Qo8mXuU5cBhN0DEsec6fZ/fCaDcyYc=,iv:e922Mv/UaWv10qsjDXbu58/sO2MbJPpiA132rPs3Azk=,tag:nNPtrUR1eUYkVF98ZDoy4Q==,type:str]",
-		"unencrypted_suffix": "_unencrypted",
-		"version": "3.10.2"
-	}
-}
diff --git a/sys/profiles/core/users.nix b/sys/profiles/core/users.nix
index 6084ec6..cb645eb 100644
--- a/sys/profiles/core/users.nix
+++ b/sys/profiles/core/users.nix
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
     openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = with vars.sshKeys; [
       xun_nixdesk
       xun_redmi
-      deck_steamdeck
     ];
   };
 }
diff --git a/vars/default.nix b/vars/default.nix
index d6fd05f..5c06b81 100644
--- a/vars/default.nix
+++ b/vars/default.nix
@@ -9,6 +9,5 @@
     xun_nixdesk = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIKqW5ZkBV2XCdF/ZhwC1DOfrgiLxCC2ym6BO7miHi05M xun@nixdesk";
     xun_redmi = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIK2FOrgCLSoewCnDH01SmRqsCb7cR3CA6AcULrlV+180 xun@redmi";
     alka_alkpc = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIDEQgWigEHjD8AGv4Omzm7q3pNk3V0ycvLnsiJkt0TB2 alka@alkpc";
-    deck_steamdeck = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIEioOcS36MDSwYWc3gyReWcV872edla8hsRXPoaf9zcp deck@steamdeck";
   };
 }